Me: "Mirror Mirror on the Wall who's the fairest of them all?
MoD: "Well, my dear, how can I put this?
Sadly, despite your vanity to be "natural" your once golden locks are enhanced chemically these days to brighten and lighten and your roots are growing through darker with the years.
And yes, amongst that mousey brown re-growth, that is a flash of purity.
Pure white"
Damn you mirror!
